VISITING

Humans, welcome!

If you DON’T want to stand out, feel free to come in a costume.
Ogres are asked not to eat the humans but sniffing and drooling may occur. 
 
Ticketing is by Height
Daily membership is 10 cents per inch of height (or 2.54 centimeters).
The cost for 5” tall fairies is 50 cents. The average cost for their young Humans is $4.00, adult humans $7.00.
The cost for small dragons or young giants is around $12.

 

All Customers: Please read the rules at the front door.

 

​Hours

Monday - Tuesday: Closed

Wednesday - Saturday: 10 am to 5 pm

Sunday: 12 pm to 5 pm

(For Intergalactic Travelers)
Planet Earth takes 365.25 days to travel around the Sun. These days are divided into 24 hours and grouped by weeks of 7 days. There are 52 weeks in the year. Every fourth year Humans add a 'Leap" day and on that day you can ask someone to marry you. 

 

Complicated, but that's Earth for you!
 
Location
DoodleHATCH Department Store  
Long Reach Village Center
8775 Cloudleap Court
Columbia, Maryland, 21045
U.S.A., Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
 
FREE Parking
Human-size methods of transportation can park in any of the 400 Long Reach Village Center parking spaces. 
Time Travel machines have a designated area. Please double check your coordinates.
Motherships are too large. Please come by shuttle only. 

 

Safety
No real or imaginary weapons are allowed, nor are full-face masks or costumes of violent characters. Let’s leave those for video games.

DoodleHATCH is a 501 (c) (3) nonprofit organization dedicated to education in the arts.

Hours:

Monday - Tuesday: Closed

Wednesday - Saturday: 10 am to 5 pm

Sunday: 12 pm to 5 pm

Location:

8775 Cloudleap Court, Columbia, Maryland, U.S.A. 21045

Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy.

Contact: (301) 778 - 0616, KatHATCH@gmail.com

WARNING: laser lights at the entrance could potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Discretion is advised.