If you DON’T want to stand out, feel free to come in a costume.
Ogres are asked not to eat the humans but sniffing and drooling may occur.
Ticketing is by Height
Daily membership is 10 cents per inch of height (or 2.54 centimeters).
The cost for 5” tall fairies is 50 cents. The average cost for their young Humans is $4.00, adult humans $7.00.
The cost for small dragons or young giants is around $12.
All Customers: Please read the rules at the front door.
10 a.m. to 5 p.m. seven days a week.
(For Intergalactic Travelers)
Planet Earth takes 365.25 days to travel around the Sun. These days are divided into 24 hours and grouped by weeks of 7 days. There are 52 weeks in the year. Every fourth year Humans add a 'Leap" day and on that day you can ask someone to marry you.
Complicated, but that's Earth for you!
DoodleHATCH Department Store
Long Reach Village Center
8775 Cloudleap Court
Columbia, Maryland, 21045
U.S.A., Planet Earth, Milky Way Galaxy
Human-size methods of transportation can park in any of the 400 Long Reach Village Center parking spaces.
Time Travel machines have a designated area. Please double check your coordinates.
Motherships are too large. Please come by shuttle only.
No real or imaginary weapons are allowed, nor are full-face masks or costumes of violent characters. Let’s leave those for video games.